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dumber than you look
dumb as a stump
really not very bright
in need of a cerebral transplant
denser than iridium
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two cells short of a brain stem
a sad, sad individual
the definition of a moron
probably uglier than him, too
a waste of space
Darwin's worst nightmare
so clueless it hurts.
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